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If you’ve ever seen the movie Idiocracy by Mike Judge, you will understand this sticker.

In 2005, average in every way Private Joe Bowers (Luke Wilson) is selected to take part in a secret military experiment to put him in hibernation for a year along with a woman named Rita (Maya Rudolph). The duo is forgotten when the military base is closed down and are left in stasis until 2505. When they finally wake up, they discover human intelligence has decreased so much that Joe is now the smartest man in the world.

Also starring Terry Cruz and Dax Shepard, the movie presents a dystopian future where society has become incredibly dumb and relies on shallow entertainment, consumerism, and technology to function. The film is known for its satirical take on modern society and has gained a cult following over the years.

A soldier i

A few parallels to our current society that prove we are living the prequel:

  • In the movie, society lives among mountains of trash that have accumulated over the years.
    We have the beginning of this floating in the ocean; The Great Garbage Patch

  • The screens people watch are split into multiple boxes so you can watch multiple shows.
    Our phones and tablets have the picture-in-picture feature so we can use other apps while we watch videos.

  • With a movie called ASS and a popular TV show called Ow, My Balls, the movie portrays a society obsessed with shallow entertainment, especially reality TV.
    Go watch this video and, do I really need to talk about ASS?

  • A Terry Cruz played the President of the United States; former wrestler, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho.
    Donald Trump has been featured in many WWE storylines, participated in-ring, and is also great friends with Vince McMahon. Also google, “Dwayne Johnson President”.

  • Lastly, People live off of fast food because there are no crops. There are no crops because they “fertilize” them with Brawndo, a bright green, sports/energy drink. This company employs most of the world. People drink this instead of water because, “Water comes from the toilet”.
    We are so obsessed with energy drinks that they’ve started making coffee-based energy drinks. And, I can only think of one company that will supply the world with most of their goods and employ most of the world, in the future…

    If that company released an energy drink, this would be it.



• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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If you’ve ever seen the movie Idiocracy by Mike Judge, you will understand this sticker.

In 2005, average in every way Private Joe Bowers (Luke Wilson) is selected to take part in a secret military experiment to put him in hibernation for a year along with a woman named Rita (Maya Rudolph). The duo is forgotten when the military base is closed down and are left in stasis until 2505. When they finally wake up, they discover human intelligence has decreased so much that Joe is now the smartest man in the world.

Also starring Terry Cruz and Dax Shepard, the movie presents a dystopian future where society has become incredibly dumb and relies on shallow entertainment, consumerism, and technology to function. The film is known for its satirical take on modern society and has gained a cult following over the years.

A soldier i

A few parallels to our current society that prove we are living the prequel:

  • In the movie, society lives among mountains of trash that have accumulated over the years.
    We have the beginning of this floating in the ocean; The Great Garbage Patch

  • The screens people watch are split into multiple boxes so you can watch multiple shows.
    Our phones and tablets have the picture-in-picture feature so we can use other apps while we watch videos.

  • With a movie called ASS and a popular TV show called Ow, My Balls, the movie portrays a society obsessed with shallow entertainment, especially reality TV.
    Go watch this video and, do I really need to talk about ASS?

  • A Terry Cruz played the President of the United States; former wrestler, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho.
    Donald Trump has been featured in many WWE storylines, participated in-ring, and is also great friends with Vince McMahon. Also google, “Dwayne Johnson President”.

  • Lastly, People live off of fast food because there are no crops. There are no crops because they “fertilize” them with Brawndo, a bright green, sports/energy drink. This company employs most of the world. People drink this instead of water because, “Water comes from the toilet”.
    We are so obsessed with energy drinks that they’ve started making coffee-based energy drinks. And, I can only think of one company that will supply the world with most of their goods and employ most of the world, in the future…

    If that company released an energy drink, this would be it.



• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

If you’ve ever seen the movie Idiocracy by Mike Judge, you will understand this sticker.

In 2005, average in every way Private Joe Bowers (Luke Wilson) is selected to take part in a secret military experiment to put him in hibernation for a year along with a woman named Rita (Maya Rudolph). The duo is forgotten when the military base is closed down and are left in stasis until 2505. When they finally wake up, they discover human intelligence has decreased so much that Joe is now the smartest man in the world.

Also starring Terry Cruz and Dax Shepard, the movie presents a dystopian future where society has become incredibly dumb and relies on shallow entertainment, consumerism, and technology to function. The film is known for its satirical take on modern society and has gained a cult following over the years.

A soldier i

A few parallels to our current society that prove we are living the prequel:

  • In the movie, society lives among mountains of trash that have accumulated over the years.
    We have the beginning of this floating in the ocean; The Great Garbage Patch

  • The screens people watch are split into multiple boxes so you can watch multiple shows.
    Our phones and tablets have the picture-in-picture feature so we can use other apps while we watch videos.

  • With a movie called ASS and a popular TV show called Ow, My Balls, the movie portrays a society obsessed with shallow entertainment, especially reality TV.
    Go watch this video and, do I really need to talk about ASS?

  • A Terry Cruz played the President of the United States; former wrestler, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho.
    Donald Trump has been featured in many WWE storylines, participated in-ring, and is also great friends with Vince McMahon. Also google, “Dwayne Johnson President”.

  • Lastly, People live off of fast food because there are no crops. There are no crops because they “fertilize” them with Brawndo, a bright green, sports/energy drink. This company employs most of the world. People drink this instead of water because, “Water comes from the toilet”.
    We are so obsessed with energy drinks that they’ve started making coffee-based energy drinks. And, I can only think of one company that will supply the world with most of their goods and employ most of the world, in the future…

    If that company released an energy drink, this would be it.



• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.